And on the side...

Not one of the funniest, but this did come across my virtual desk this evening:

"So we assist those closest to us first and work [our] way out with the exclusion of special rolls such as doctor patient."

The whole "exclusion of special rolls" bit just reminds me of a roughly translated Chinese restaurant menu. All entree include side item with exclusion of special roll!

They're probably made with ends meat. That's what makes them "special."

Sorta Funny

From a test answer this morning:

"...eventually anyone that is not very wealthy turns into the poor working class doing everything they can to make ends meat."

Mmmmm! Ends meat! Roasted, grilled, or fried, you can't go wrong with ends meat.

It's probably akin to Kana Hakkliha.