This guy blends all kinds of things. I recommend especially the garden rake, the golf balls, and the crowbar!
Just go ahead and plan on not getting anything done for the next hour.
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Limited Perspective from a Walking Anachronism
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I'll tell you, that's pretty genius. The first thing that came to my mind was: "I gotta get me one of those blenders."
If only Enron had used a Blendtec for shredding those documents.
Next, I want to see him try:
puppies
kittens
nuclear warheads
will it blend? yes!
Just thought of a few more funnies:
After blending puppies, Tom Dickson says: "Puppie blood smoke. Don't breat this."
After blending a nuke, Tom Dickson says: "Plutonium smoke. Don't breath this."
Sometimes I blend jalapenos for a marinade I make. I don't recommend inhaling jalapeno smoke.
Once, after my sister had gum surgery and was on a liquid diet, my mom blended some ham with cream gravy for her. My sister gave me a terrified look during the blending, but to her credit she tried a bite out of politeness.
Does one take a "bite" out a Ham Smoothie?
Maybe he knows more than he's letting on about the composition of the smoothie.
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