Headlines that Alarm Me

Earlier today, my Google Desktop News window featured this headline:

“Ranson Bids to Take Over Man City”

For those of you who didn’t know already, Watoosa’s maiden name was “Ranson.” So you can imagine how sharply my right eyebrow arced upon seeing that news tidbit. Suspecting that my devious spouse was up to something, I expressly forbade her from ever setting foot in or near Man City. But she pointed out that she’d never want to go to Man City anyway because there wouldn’t be a single clean bathroom to be found.

That makes sense, but I’m still keeping my eye on her.