Monday, November 20, 2006

Personal Ads from the Bizzaro World

You never know what's going to pop up on Google desktop. Today, I saw a link to this story about personal ads in the London Review of Books. What kind of person, you might ask, chooses that publication to look for a romantic connection? People who post ads like these:

"67-year-old disaffiliated flâneur jacked up on Viagra on the lookout for contortionist who plays the trumpet."

and

"Baste me in butter and call me Slappy."

and

"61-year-old laryngologist and amateur taxidermist looking for a woman with whom to share, among other things, dancing and cardio-pulmonary resuscitation."

And my favorite bit:

"A woman in the current issue, for instance, specifies that she is looking for a man "who doesn't name his genitals after German chancellors" (not even, the ad says, "Prince Chlodwig zu Hohenlohe-Schillingfürst, however admirable the independence he gave to secretaries of state may have been.")"

That one got me thinking: the bizarre nature of these ads is a bit like German absurdism, only with ironic humor. Imagine these quotations coming not with a wry smile but with the creepy earnestness of this fellow. It totally works! So, is that all that separates the Brits from Germans? I know we'd all like to think that this man's career demonstrates the German sense of irony, but that might be wishful thinking.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

So Mr. "Walking Anachronism" give us a post explaining when exactly you think you should have lived, howzabout?

We're sorry modern life is so dissonant for ya!

Nick

Ickenham said...

It's a bit of an exaggeration, really, but it applies in a few ways. For example, I do have a bit of a Luddite streak, although on my good days I keep it well suppressed.

blakbuzzrd said...

You, a cultural regressive? Well, baste me in butter and call me Slappy!