Well, maybe not. But this is the funniest review I've read in quite a while. One of the great things about Pajiba is the unrestrained bitterness displayed by the reviewer who draws the short straw and has to review something like Little Man or, in this case, Epic Movie. When Watoosa and I were first assaulted by commercials for this steaming pile of cinematic crap, my first thought was, "I can't wait until Pajiba reviews it." They didn't disappoint.
For people who are incensed by the execrable movies churned out by Hollywood like so much offal, even Pajiba's review titles can be therapeutic. Here are some of the funnier titles they've used for their reviews:
Without a Paddle--"Without a Plot"
Let's Go to Prison!--"Let's Not and Say We Did"
We Are Marshall!--"We! Are! Nauseated!"
Sky High--"No, It's not the New Method Man Movie"
Santa Claus 3: The Escape Clause--"Get Bent, Fat Man"
Pauly Shore Is Dead--"If Only Wishing Made It So"
Annapolis--"Why Doesn't Iceman Like Me? Did Goose Really Have to Die?"
and my personal favorite:
Little Man--"Someone, Please, Hit Me in the Face with an Ax"
For those of you who can handle salty language, this one is funny, too.
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Recently, Pajiba.com but out a sort-of Best of 2006 Postings. Actually, I think it was more of a "Posts That Generated the Most Feedback/Comments."
It's a great primer for newbies. I enjoyed it. Those guys are great and one cannot promote this site enough, especially for the hardcore cinefile.
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