From The Pirates! In an Adventure with Napoleon:
'Baby kissing is a tried and tested way of getting votes, Captain.'
The Captain didn't look convinced. 'Thing is, number two, what's the voting age nowadays?'
'It's eighteen, sir.'
'Exactly!' The Pirate Captain waggled an informative finger. 'So there's not much point lavishing all this attention on babies when they can't even vote for me, is there? I should be concentrating on the eighteen-year olds. And you know which other bit of the electorate is often unfairly overlooked? Women. So really it makes a lot more sense for me to spend the morning kissing eighteen-year-old women.'
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You know who's even better at kissing than 18-year-old women? 32-year-old pregnant women. We're awesome at it.
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